The Tugger walked into the café. It seemed almost empty. “Admetus!” He smiled as the tom stood up from the table. They gave a brotherly hug and sat down. “It’s been a while since we came here, eh?”

“Of course. But, we would eventually come back, right?” Admetus looked about the room cautiously, “Come back… to do the unforgivable.”

“Of course, no one could keep us from doing those ‘crimes’.” The Tugger smiled.

“Crimes, far worse then crimes.” Admetus starred at him. “We’ve been caught.”

“By who?” The Tugger’s face grew with worry.

“ I don’t know, Ghengis (Their other partner in crime) said that someone knew, and that we were in big shit if we don’t do anything.”

The windows all smashed open and cats dressed in black leather bodysuits not wearing masks jumped in through the broken windows armed with AK-47’s and Battle rifles.  One shouted, “DOWN ON THE GROUND!” While another shot out the cashier.

“You, Red, take out our guests.” An orange tom that had come in ordered.

A red queen approached the table that Admetus and the Tugger had been sitting in.

Police sirens wailed, as the police were only blocks away.

“Fuck! Red, take out everyone! No survivors!” The Orange tom ordered. “Teazer, come on!”

“But Jerrie! The refugees!” An orange queen argued.

“We have our orders!” the tom argued back. “Come Teazer, we gotta get out of here!” The orange tom exclaimed leaping out the window with the orange queen in toe.

The red queen loaded her AK-47 and began shooting everything and everyone. Smiling evilly and seeming to enjoy it, she blasted everyone. When she had killed everyone but Admetus and The Tugger she exhaled, “Ah…” as if being happy she had killed everyone. She kissed her gun then looked at Admetus and the Tugger. She walked over to the table. “You’ve been bad boys!” She purred pulling Admetus up by shirt cuff. She shoved him roughly against a wall then growled, “Why did you do it?”

He made no reply as if ignoring her.

“Why did you do it asshole!” She hissed.

“I am sworn to secrecy.” He replied.

“Secrecy? How about this secrecy?” She grunted pulling a magnum out of her leg pouch and pointing it to his neck still holding him by the shirt cuff.

“I can’t tell you they’d kill me.”

“Kill you? Mother fucker I’ll kill you I’ll just enjoy it more.” She coldly replied.

“We did it because of plan 67.”

“What?”

“You heard me.” He smiled at her.

“That was abandoned years ago.” She seemed confused.

“Well, think again baby.” He chuckled.

“You’re not even worth my time.” She smiled swirling him around, and roughly grasped his head and snapped his neck in two. She looked over at the Tugger. “You’re next handsome.” She walked towards him.

“Please don’t kill me I’m to beautiful to die!” He whimpered.

She smiled evilly.

He swiftly pulled a pistol out of his pocket. She quickly kicked it out of his hand.

“Nice try pretty boy.” She laughed as she grabbed him.

The police sirens grew louder. They were now outside the café.

“Fuck!” She hissed releasing the Tugger. “You’re not safe! We’ll be back eventually.”  She ran around to the kitchen, she tossed her gun out through the back window. She jumped out after it, and ran through the bushes.

The police ran into the café and all pointed their guns at the Tugger. “Don’t shoot! I’m unarmed!” he cried.

The red queen ran down the street towards the helicopter back behind the old factory.

The police took the Tugger down town for questioning.

At Phoenix Head quarters…

The red queen was taken back to Phoenix HQ (the corporation they work for) for questioning.

“Red, what the fuck happened back there?” Mungojerrie the orange tom yelled.

“Hell, would you stop calling me red!” She screamed.

“Fine then, Bombalurina, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED BACK THERE?” he yelled again.

“Shut your face asshole! You abandoned me!” She stood up out of her chair furious.

“This corporation is an independent one!” Mungojerrie snapped.

“Enough Sergeant, I’ll deal with her further more.” A ginger tom walked into the room.

Mungojerrie huffed angrily then was escorted out by Teazer (short for Rumpelteazer). When the two were gone the ginger tom looked at Bombalurina.

“Bombalurina, please sit.” He cooed as he sat at his desk.

“I’d rather stand.” She bitterly replied.

“Fine. Listen, you have once again, almost blown our cover.” He stared her down.

“But listen, I made it out, I always make it out!” She argued.

“But you have to do your job and leave, no screwing around! You always have to play around, act childish or do something that makes our corporation look like a game. It’s unacceptable.” He stood up to his defense.

She leaned over his desk and whispered, “You do your job and I’ll do mine. I do FINE out on the field. I do it MY way. The way that I do it is my own decision.”

“You are a stubborn bitch.”

“Thank you.” She nodded.

“But I guess as long as you do complete your task it does remain your own decision weather or not you finish it maturely.”

“Maturely? I took this job because I wanted it to be fun!” She hissed.

“And because I told you you were one of our best.” He smiled.

“Yes, that too.” She looked around a bit embarrassed by agreeing with him.

“Now leave my presence,” He waved a hand towards the door.

“Is that an order?” She grinned.

He exhaled then said, “It’s a recommendation.”

“Fine.” She then sashayed out the door. “Oh and Macavity, Fuck you.” She nodded and then left.

“Ow.” He smiled.

 Back in the city, at the police station…

“I already told you I don’t know anything! I just so happened to be in that café!” The Tugger cried.

The police looked at one another then nodded.

“Alright son, you are free to go, but if anything happens call.” An officer ordered.

“Yeah yeah whatever.” The Tugger snottily replied standing up from the chair and leaving the questioning chamber at the police station.

The Tugger went straight home and sat on his couch. He remained in a silence in which he thought hard. He looked up and agreed,

“I need to go to Ghengis.”

One week later, at Phoenix headquarters…

Bombalurina sat in her room laying on her cot relaxing.

“Will team 36706 please report to the briefing hall, I repeat will team 36706 please report to the briefing hall.” The voice on the announcement system ordered.

“Auh!” Bombalurina grunted as she sat up, “I hate this!” She got up and walked out the door. She met up with Mungojerrie in the hallway.

“Look Bombalurina, I’m sorry for getting so mad at you a week ago.” He apologized.

She stopped walking, “It’s taken you a week to apologize?”

“Look I’m sorry.”

“Aw, it’s ok.” She smiled hugging him.

“Are you screwing with me?” he cocked a brow.

“No, it’s ok.” She smiled. They continued walking down corridor.

“Anyways, you wouldn’t want me mad at you with a gun in my power.” She smiled evilly.

Macavity was waiting for them at the hanger. Rumpelteazer and Pouncival were already there.

“Welcome team 36706, AKA Phoenix.” Macavity began, “We’ve had recent reports of, high level explosives being imported to Montreal, Quebec.”

They all sat down at the table. Macavity pulled down a projecting sheet and turned on the projector. “China has been exporting them for weeks now. Ever since we first came onto the plan of Onatopp, they have been importing explosives. And we have learned that plan 67 is still in effect. Your job is to go into the Montreal and learn why they have been gaining explosives. Why China is exporting them for free.”

“Excuse me sir, did you just say free?” Pouncival asked.

“Yes.”

“Now you know that is suspicious.” Mungojerrie began to think.

“To continue, plan 67 is in the red zone so please, be careful.” Macavity warned, “You’re my best team, I don’t want you all going to waste. Alright, gear up, your going in one hour.”

They all got up and went to the locker room.

“Bomby, when you and a guy really like each other, how do you know when he wants too, you know.” Rumpelteazer began as she dressed in the change room.

Bombalurina poked her head out of the shower, “Why are you asking me?”

“Because you’ve dated about 500 guys.” She replied slipping her shirt on.

“Oh, well sometimes they’ll tell you.” She replied.

“Really? Mungojerrie doesn’t like to talk about stuff like that.”

“Who would have guessed that a guy who is evil on the battle field would be uncomfortable talking about sex.” Bombalurina smiled turning off the shower tap.

“Yeah, it’s kinda surprising, isn’t it?” Rumpelteazer laughed.

“Well, maybe when you guess actually kiss you’ll know when he wants it.”

“We’ve kissed.” Rumpelteazer snapped.

“When?” Bombalurina smiled putting her hands on her hips as she walked around in her towel.

Rumpelteazer remained silent, “I don’t remember the exact date, but we did.”

“Team 36706 report to the briefing hall now, no exceptions.” The intercom announced.

“Damn, I’m not even ready.” Bombalurina grunted.

“Well, just put your cloths on the way.” Rumpelteazer laughed running out of the changing room.

Rumpelteazer and the half dressed Bombalurina ran down the corridor to the briefing room. Pouncival and Mungojerrie were already there. Rumpelteazer stood beside the toms joining the salute. Bombalurina Began to put on her leather bodysuit.

“What are you doing?” Macavity asked.

“Getting dressed, or am I gonna get in trouble for that too?”

Macavity smiled, “Alright team, gear up.” He pointed to their guns.

They all walked over to the table except for Bombalurina who ran over and picked up her gun, “Oh yeah!!” She screamed, “Ass kicking time!”

The others were used to her childish behavior, so they casually got their guns and walked over to the helicopter.

Mungojerrie went on, then Pouncival and Bombalurina would race to see who was faster, but Bombalurina always won.

“You ass.” Pouncival would say. It was a set routine for the team. The heli took off and headed for Montreal.

“We’re setting you down at an old factory that we have been given word is the base for the operations.” Macavity said through the walkie talkies they each had.

“Yeah, yeah, whatever Maccy Baby.” Bombalurina purred.

“Knock it off Bomby.” Macavity snapped.

The Team was then taken to Montreal.

At the base of operations…

The Tugger had gone to Ghengis to find answers.

“Tugger, we need to be on our toes. This organization, Phoenix, they are very powerful.” Ghengis warned.

“I have news about Admetus…” The Tugger began.

“What?”

“Phoenix killed him.” The Tugger added.

“I hate Phoenix.” Ghengis growled standing up out of his chair. “They wear no masks because they know they won’t be caught. They fear nothing, but fear itself.” Ghengis walked about the room angrily. “Which team came? It was 36706 wasn’t it?”

“You’d have to be a bit more descriptive.” The Tugger replied.

“The team, with the two orange cats, the calico and the red one.” Ghengis replied deeply.

“Yeah, that’s the one, but there was no calico.” The Tugger raised a brow.

“Yes, the calico Pouncival doesn’t always go with his team.” Ghengis replied, “He’s a new-bee.”

“Ah.”

“That red one though, there is something about her that turns me on. Weather it be her bod, her sexiness or the way she acts, she turns me on.” Ghengis smiled.

“Yeah, tell me about it.” The Tugger couldn’t disagree with him; he too liked her, even if she did try to kill him.

“Did you tell them anything?” Ghengis growled.

“No, but Admetus said that plan 67 is still in effect.” The Tugger replied, “What’s plan 67?”

“He told them that? That bastard! You will learn about plan 67, but for now, you are an asset. Nothing but an asset.”

Outside the base…

The team landed about 500 yards away from the base. The team got out and set out towards the base.

“Good luck team, we’ll be out of communication to HQ for a while on account of the computer was having problems.” Macavity announced quietly.

“Alright, fall in people.” Bombalurina ordered as they were outside the base. “Maccy said there was a tunnel around here somewhere that would allow us to enter into the base.” They looked around and found it after about 15 minutes.

“Alright people, listen up.” Mungojerrie began as they entered the base, “Rumpelteazer and I will take the upper levels, Red and Pounce will take ground level.”

“Why am I stuck with new-bee?” Bombalurina growled.

“Because you’re the best out of this team, he needs to learn about the field work, ok?” Mungojerrie explained.

“Ok.” Bombalurina smiled, “As long as we all know I am the best.”

“Move out.” Mungojerrie ordered.

“Come on Pounce.” Bombalurina sighed walking down the corridor shouldering her gun. She looked over her shoulder, “Do I need to hold your hand? Come on!” She snapped.

2 hours later…

After an awkward silence between Pouncival and Bombalurina, Bomby finally said, “Ok, we need to be quiet, we don’t want to get caught, ok?”

“Yeah… uh, Red…” Pouncival began.

“What is it Hun?” She asked peering around the corner to see if the cost was clear.

“You look good in that outfit.”

She looked over her shoulder, “Sorry but no.”

“What?”

“I’m too old for you, not saying that I’m old but, older then you.” Bombalurina smiled.

“Sorry I don’t follow.” Pouncival replied.

“Look, go down that corridor, if anything breaths, kill it.”

“Ok.”

“Meet back here in 25 minutes.”

“Ok, I’ll be here.” Pouncival then went down the god for saken corridor.

Bombalurina opened the next door. Inside it seemed like warehouse inside.

She walked over to the table in the room and picked up the glass of red whine. “Red whine, I love red whine.” She purred drinking it. “Oh, what’s this?” She opened the Tugger’s diary.

The Tugger jumped up from behind her and shoved her against the table.

She screamed in horror. She looked over at him, “You again!”

He held her there for a while before saying, “Shhh, it’s ok.” He smiled. “See? I can be sneaky too.”

“I knew you were coming I just wanted to see if you would grab me.” She smiled.

He shoved her into the table harder, “Don’t be a smart ass.”

“Oh…” She moaned.

“What?” The Tugger asked curiously.

 “Your hurting me!” She whined. She had an idea. “Oh Tugger…” She groaned.

Two of Ghengis’s Hench cats peered around the corner to see what all the noise was.

“Do you see that?” One snickered, “He’s in the position that Ghengis would want to be in.”

The other one snickered, “But isn’t that every toms dream? To be on top of a queen wearing a skin tight leather bodysuit?”

“Yeah, it is.” The other nodded.

Bombalurina rolled over.

He leaned on her. He felt her legs grow tighter and tighter around him until suddenly, he passed out. She had knocked him out cold. She let his body fall to the floor.

She growled. She looked over at Ghengis’s Hench cats. “Wanna have a go?” She smiled sarcastically taking another sip from the glass.

The two took off running. She shook her head then sat in the table. She looked down at the Tugger. “I have secured a hostage.” She said into her mic. 

“Alright, meet outside, we have gotten all the info we need.” Mungojerrie replied.

“Pounce? You there?” Bombalurina began into the mic.

“Yeah, loud and clear.” He cheerfully said.

“Meet back at the heli, we’re leaving now.” She added.

“Ok, on my way.” Pouncival replied beginning to walk.

Bombalurina looked down at the Tugger, “Well, just you and me. Which, can’t be a good thing.” She leaned down and tied him up. She grabbed a piece of rope and dragged him along the cold floor.

Back at HQ…

The Tugger woke up on a cold dirty floor. He looked up to see bars. “Bars?” He cried, “I’ve been captured!” He cried again.

He looked stood up and ran to the edge of the cell. The chains that were around his wrists and ankles stopped him. He could just make it to the cell bars. Outside the cell was the oh so sexy red feline.

“Welcome back.” She smiled.

“How long have you been there?” He exclaimed.

“Long enough to hear you talking in your sleep.” She grinned.

“What happened?” He frowned.

“While you thought we were getting frisky, I knocked you out.” She growled.

“Really? Faking or not, your wonderful.” He smiled.

“Ha, ha, ha, get fucked!” She hissed leaving room.

“Whoa, what a sweet ass.” The Tugger smiled watching her leave.

“Don’t you get it? We’re prisoners!” Ghengis scowled at him.

“Who cares, as long as I get to see her sweet ass, I’ll never feel like a prisoner here! Wait…Ghengis? Did they get you too?” He looked over in the other cell.

“Yeah, they got me dumb shit! It’s all your fault!” He roared.

“Why my fault?” he asked a bit agitated.

“While you were off screwing her, they found me! You were supposed to be on patrol!” Ghengis snapped.

“I was though, I was distracting her, she is very sneaky.” The Tugger nodded.

“Yeah, because she tricked you into thinking she wanted to have sex with you!” He snarled.

“Yeah, I guess, I’m sorry boss.” The Tugger apologized.

“You better find a way out of here for us!”

In the briefing hall…

“Well, I have to say, well done. You have all successfully done your jobs.” Macavity nodded. “We have enough data to find out what those cats were up too, and you have captured two head cats.”

“Two head cats? Don’t you mean one?” Bombalurina asked.

“No I mean two, their both head of this organization, in fact, the Tugger as you’ve called him is the one who came up with plan 67. He had an accident a while back that made him forget that he created it and that he was in head command of the three cats.” Macavity explained.

“But, he’s such a dumbass! He couldn’t possibly be in charge?” Bombalurina grunted.

“Sir, you said that he was in head command of two cats, but, there were three. The data says that there is one other cat.” Mungojerrie added.

“Well, we’ll continue this later.” Macavity nodded leaving the room.

“That was rather weird.” Rumpelteazer raised a brow.

“I don’t care, he’s a nut so who cares!” Bombalurina hissed getting up and leaving the room.

Bombalurina walked down the prison cells. She walked in and looked at the Tugger.

“Hi.” He said politely she sighed shook her head she dropped what she had in her hand.

“God dammnet.” She hissed bending over to pick it up. The Tugger leaned over to get a better view of her.

When she stood up she looked over at him, “You have a hot ass.” She walked in and slapped him,

“Stop starring at my ass!” She hissed. “Now sit still,” she said softer.

“What are you doing?” He asked.

“I’m giving you a needle.” She replied.

“No, uh, uh, no way am I getting a needle!” He denied.

 “Come on it won’t hurt!” She reassured him.

“Oh yeah? We’ll see!” He cried.

She pulled up his sleeve.

“Please don’t hurt me!” He pleaded.

“I’m not going to hurt you!” She replied pulling out the needle.

“But you’d hurt me at any chance you would get!” He complained.

“All done.” She smiled putting the needle on the floor.

“Really?” he asked.

“Yeah retard! You were so worried about it hurting that you didn’t notice when I did it.”

“Oh, awesome.” He smiled happy he hadn’t felt it. She stood up and walked over to the garbage across the room. He tried not to stare but it was hard. She turned around and saw the Tugger staring.

“What did I tell you?” She asked walking over to the Tugger.

“Not to stare.” He replied.

“It’s ok, I don’t care. All the toms stare at my ass.” She shrugged.  “I’m leaving.”

“Why?” The Tugger asked.

“Because.” She replied leaving the room.

“That’s not an answer.” The Tugger shook his head.

Three days later…

Team 36706 was meeting in the briefing hall.

“OK, now we need to assign someone to stay with the ‘Tugger’ to keep an eye on him.” Macavity announced.

“What about Bombalurina? She kept him pretty occupied in the warehouse.” Pouncival giggled.

“Shut the hell up you ass!” Bombalurina hissed.

“What are you talking about?” Rumpelteazer asked.

“Never you mind!” Bombalurina grunted.

“Well, he is fond of you. I think it would make sense.” Macavity nodded.

After a few moments of silence, Bombalurina stood up, “Oh fuck you all.” She hissed.

She stomped off towards the prison cells.

“Bomby wait! If you want, I’ll stay with him.” Rumpelteazer offered.

“No, I don’t want anyone having to deal with him.” Bombalurina disagreed.

“Ok, whatever you say.” Rumpelteazer nodded.

Bombalurina walked into the prison cells.

“Hi baby!” The Tugger greeted standing up.

“Don’t say that!” She hissed.

“Ok, fine, hello Bombalurina.”

She walked inside the cell, and closed the door. She leaned against the wall and sighed.

“You ok?” He asked.

“Yes, I am fine!” She hissed.

“Do you want me to hurt myself? I know you like it when I hurt myself.” The Tugger smiled.

She gave a little smile.

“You know you’re much hotter when you smile.” The Tugger added.

She looked down at him. He had a bruise on his cheek. “Oh my god, did I do that when I kicked you?” she exclaimed.

“Yeah probably.” He replied not seeming to care.

She sat back down and looked away. Why did she even care weather or not he was ok? She was an agent, part of the highest agency.

“Are you mad?” He asked in a stupid voice.

“No.” She replied with her teeth clenched.

“Why are you here if you hate me so much?” he asked.

“I was assigned to stay with you.” She replied calming down.

“Oh, that’s cool.” The Tugger nodded. “You know, your not so bad after knowing you a while.” The Tugger nodded.

“Yeah, I bet secretly you have a big heart.” She looked over at him from where she sat.

“That’s not the only secret big thing I have.” He smiled.

“Oh ha ha.” She sarcastically laughed.

Ghengis watched the two from the other cell.

“Bomby, I really appreciate you staying with me.” The Tugger smiled.

“It’s a good way for us to bond. But I still hate you!” She smiled, “Bond? James bond.” She laughed,

“I can be James Bond.” The Tugger smiled. He imitated have a gun in his hands, and hummed the James Bond theme song. “Wait, doesn’t James Bond always have some hot girl with him?”

“Uh, yeah I think so.” Bombalurina thought for a moment. “I remember Famke Janssen play Xenia Onatopp.”

“Ok that can be you.” He smiled.

He started making the James Bond impersonations again.

“Having fun there?” She smiled

“Yes, great fun, cause James Bond kicks ass!” He smiled.

She looked about the empty room.

“Uh, when do we get fed?” He asked.

“What? You hungry?” She asked.

“Yeah, starving.” He replied.

“Well listen up, this is not a paradise for you! You are a prisoner!” She snapped.

“Ok, ok. Don’t get your thong in a twist!” He growled.

“Now, I’m off duty.” She turned and began to walk out of the cell.

“Wait!” The Tugger cried. She looked over her shoulder, “What’s gonna happen to me?”

“I don’t know, it’s not up to me.” She replied locking the cell.

She looked into Ghengis’s cell. He watched her very uncomfortably. She rolled her eyes and left.

“Ah, you lucky son of a bitch!” Ghengis smiled from the other cell, “You were all over her and she didn’t seem to care.”

“Well, I wasn’t all over her.” The Tugger replied, “But I am a chick magnet.” He smiled.

A week later…

“Alright, he have another mission. We’ve found another spot where we think plan 67 is taking place.” Macavity explained. “You are to go in there and neutralize all threats, understand?”

“Yes, but sir, what are we looking for this time? We already found everything needed.” Mungojerrie inquired.

“We didn’t find the blueprints for plan 67.” Bombalurina hissed at him.

“What’s wrong with you? Ever since last mission you’ve acted all bitchy.” Mungojerrie asked.

“Just never you mind!” She growled.

The team geared up and got into the heli. They commenced take off and flew to the other known base, in Toronto.

The team was dropped off into the complex. They walked about the area and secured it.

Not knowing that they had acquired hitchhikers, they walked deeper into the complex.

Ghengis looked out from the Heli. “All clear, see? I told you to trust me!” Ghengis laughed leaping out if the heli.

“Yeah, yeah. You’re just a big show off asshole!” The Tugger snapped.

“I’m going to find leader 586, you have to find your lady friend, yes?” Ghengis smiled.

“Of course…” The Tugger smiled.

Pouncival and Bombalurina were buddied up so he thought he might try again.

“Bombalurina, I really like you ya know.” He shyly began.

She stopped walking and faced him, “Look, perhaps I’ll screw you one day, but I’ll never really love you.” She firmly explained and then continued walking.

“Are you serious? You would screw me?” He asked somewhat smiling.

“Just shut up, every time you talk you give away our position.” She whispered.

“Sorry…” Pouncival replied.

Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer walked around the dark room that they had just discovered.

“Jerrie… we need to talk more…” Rumpelteazer began.

“About what?”

“Our relationship.”

“I know, but we need to find time to.” He stopped and faced her, “I do love you if that’s what you’re getting at.”

“No, I know you do, I just needed to hear you say that.” She smiled.

Pouncival and Bombalurina walked into a big open room. She pointed her gun around looking for movement. “Pouncival, secure the perimeter.” She ordered.

He nodded and ran off into the darkness.

She looked at the large desk in the light. She looked about the desk carefully. She heard someone coming up behind her but didn’t take notice, as soon as she felt them grabbing her, she flipped them and pointed her AK-47 at him, “Tugger? What the fuck are you doing here?” She hissed. “How the hell did you get out?” She asked.

“Long story.” He moaned.

“Well, you’re certainly not staying here.” She shook her head. “All units report to the left wing, I repeat all units report to the left wing.” She ordered into her mic. “Now Tugger be a good boy and sit on that chair.” She smiled pointing to the chair in the light. He stood up and sat in the chair. She hand cuffed him and smiled. She heard a noise from behind her. She spun around and fired at the Hench cats that were coming towards her. “Assholes.”

“You want to have dinner some time?” The Tugger asked.

“No.”

“What was the firing?” Mungojerrie asked as he and Rumpelteazer ran into the room.

“Some of Ghengis’s Hench cats tried to jump me.” She replied.

Pouncival ran into the room firing down the corridor that he had just been in. He slammed the door. “Shit! We gotta get the hell out of here!” He cried.

“Why what’s wrong private?” Mungojerrie asked.

Pouncival just kept muttering.

“Dammnet Private what the fuck were you firing at!” Mungojerrie roared. 

“I found a medical lab in the basement. They have been creating monsters!” He cried.

“What kinds of monsters?” Rumpelteazer asked suspiciously.

The door smashed open and creatures ran into the room attacking them.

Bombalurina sat on the Tugger lap still facing the creatures and smiled, “Assholes.” Then began shooting like crazy. The other’s joined shooting as they defended themselves from the creatures, Bombalurina laid back against the Tugger resting her head on his shoulder, “That was rough.” She smiled at him.

“You have to stop teasing me.” He frowned.

Mungojerrie walked over to a dead body, “What the Fuck are these?” He asked in total shock. “They look, mutated. They look like hell!”

“Kinda like Tugger here.” Bombalurina smiled.

“Oh ha ha.” The Tugger sarcastically laughed.

“It’s plan 67.” Bombalurina replied. “They added a something into the cat DNA, and turned them into, these mother fuckers!” Bombalurina explained.

“How do you know this?” Rumpelteazer asked.

“I red it on the paper work on the desk. It explains everything. The only strange thing is, it doesn’t say if it’s irreversible or not.” Bombalurina looked at her.

“So, their gonna take over the world with mutated cats?” Pouncival exclaimed.

“Yeah. Pretty much.” She nodded. “We gotta get to HQ and deliver these documents to the Big Mac.”

The team set off through the complex towards the heli, with the Tugger still captive. They flew back to HQ and gave Macavity the documents.

“Well done team. You’ve done well. We have come into hand of a big problem though.” Macavity announced. “We’ll have to look more into this later on.”

The team went about doing whatever pleased each of them, except Bombalurina who was still stuck with the Tugger.

“I’m board.” The Tugger moaned. After his last escape, they had cuffed him so he couldn’t really move about the cell freely. “This is retarded! Please uncuff me!” He pleaded.

“No, I’m not aloud.” She disagreed.

“Babe, come here.” He whispered. She knelt down to his eye level, he then whispered, “Who’s that guy?” and tilted his head. She stood up. She was trying not to be sucked into liking him; she had a duty to guard him. She looked over in the other cell.

“That there is a hobo. We found him sneaking around the base.” She replied.

“Come here.” He motioned for her to lean over to him. When she did, he kissed her on the cheek.

She stood up straight and pulled out her magnum, “Don’t try another move.” She growled.

“Ok, ok, I’m sorry for liking you.” He apologized.

She put her magnum back into her leg pouch and walked back out of the cell. She closed and locked it then walked over to the computer. The Tugger stood up with a bit of difficulty and walked over to the edge of the cell. “What are you doing?” He asked.

“Shut up.”

“Playing a game?”

“No, I’m setting up the camera’s in here again. They went offline.” She replied. She continued to tap onto the keys. The Tugger looked around. He was so board.

“Hey babe can I come out?”

“I told you no.”

“I won’t do nothing, I shouldn’t. I don’t work for Ghengis any more he’s a dick. I hate him he abandoned me. Did I mention he’s a dick?”

Bombalurina began to laugh, “You idiot.”

“I know, rub it in…” he frowned trying to make her laugh again. The Intercom buzzed.

Bombalurina pressed the button, “Prison cells.”

“You got the cams back online sweetie.” A kind voice cheerfully announced.

“I know, I can’t see why he thought it was so hard. And don’t call me sweetie!” She hissed.

“Ok, I’m sorry, and um, that prisoner we got the Tugger is what his profile says, you need to take him to the infirmary for disease check ups.”

“Alright, on the way.” Bombalurina moaned. “Come on.” She growled opening the cell.

“Awesome, I get to see outside the prison area?? Cool!” He smiled.

She roughly grabbed him and dragged him down the hall.

“Ow, Ow your so damn violent.” The Tugger complained.

 She walked into the infirmary and sat him on the table and uncuffed him. “Don’t move.” She warned.

She walked over to the cupboard and grabbed the stethoscope. “You’re gonna need to take your shirt off.” He quickly removed his shirt and then said,

“Now you.”

“Not even funny Tug.” She growled as she set the Stethoscope on his chest. She leaned over him to grab a Popsicle stick to use to check his throat. When she did, she felt his heart jump. She looked over at him, and smiled.

She stood up straight and said, “Sit up so I can see down your throat.”

He sat up and opened his mouth. She looked inside his mouth then said, “Alright, take off your pants.” He smiled and practically ripped of his pants. As he worked of his boxers she said, “You can keep those on, I won’t need to see anything underneath your boxers.”

“Oh that’s a pity, you’d be surprised.” He smiled childishly. She rolled her eyes then checked his legs for irritation, illness or disease.

“Alright, you’re clean.” She smiled.

“You know how they always say that the nurses are hot, now I know why.” The Tugger grinned.

“Thanks for the compliment.” She replied.

As he put his pants and shirt back on he asked, “Have you ever ridden a tank?”

“Yeah, many times. Blowing shit up is awesome.” She replied serious. “Come, you need to be taken back to the prison cells.”

“Aw but…I like it out here.” He wined.

“I have to take you back.” She cuffed him again. She dragged him back to the prison cells.

“But, I don’t like the cells.” He complained.

“I’m sorry but-”

“Bomby, there’s been an accident!” Rumpelteazer cried at the door of the prison hold.

Bombalurina and Rumpelteazer ran to the briefing hall.

“What the hell is this?” Macavity hissed.

“What’s what sir?” Bombalurina asked.

He turned his laptop in her direction. It showed the building that they had recently gone to for information. Where they had found the creatures. It then suddenly blew up in a nuclear explosion. Her eyes widened.

“That Ms. Red is 6 hours after your team was sent into the complex.” Macavity explained, “Now, this is what happens when you FUCK around. People die!”

“People? What people? Our team was out of there 6 hours before that, you already know this.” Bombalurina replied.

“We had sent a team into the complex to find out more on these creatures. They had planted bombs around the complex if anything were to say, happen.” He frowned. “We sent in a team to get more information about the monsters, and they blew the place.”

“I’m sorry to hear that but I don’t understand how it’s always my fault.” Bombalurina defended herself.

“Your acts of immaturity have always led to your doings in these missions.”

“But I didn’t do it! I was the one who found the plans I was the one who sent Pouncival to see if there was anything around there!” She snarled.

“Oh yes and about that, something’s happened.” He stood up seeming more upset then before.

“What?” She looked at him worried.

“It’s Pouncival…”

“What about him?” She became very upset as well.

“He’s turning.”

“Sir what are you talking about?”

“He was injured by one of them, and now, he’s turning.” Macavity explained. “They carry the disease Ms. Red. They have put it into him through a wound.” Macavity yelled. “You have put this whole facility in the red zone!”

“Me? What the hell have I done?” She spat.

“You sent him down to the lab to check it out.” Macavity replied.

“I didn’t know they were down there! How could I have known?” She spat again.

“Look, someone has to be to blame,” Macavity began.

“But I didn’t create those mother fuckers!” She yelled.

“Ok, I agree that it wasn’t entirely your fault.” He nodded. “But we had a level 4 team in there. That isn’t exactly the type of team that dies unthought of.”

“I know sir, but if it should be anyone you’re mad at it should be the bad guys. They created the beasts.”

“Of course.” Macavity nodded. “Be on your way. I need to examine this paper work you brought back.”

She left the room still very agitated.

Team 36706 stared at Macavity. “You shouldn’t be so hard on her.” Mungojerrie was surprisingly defending her.

“Yeah, it wasn’t her fault.” Rumpelteazer added.

“I told you to get out.” He ordered.

The Two glared at him then left the room.

Bombalurina returned to the prison cells. She angrily growled and walked over to the computer.

“Hey Bomb. What’s wrong?” the Tugger asked still cuffed and unable to move practically.

“My boss is an ass, ok?” She hissed.

“Ok, I understand. My old boss was a dick, do you know who I’m talking about?” He smiled.

She showed no sign of happiness.

She pressed the intercom button.

“Head room.” A toms voice announced.

“Can I take prisoner 365 out?” Bombalurina asked.

“Green lights to go. Enject a beeper though.” The tom then ended the conversation.

Bombalurina walked over to the cell in which the Tugger was. She walked over to him and uncuffed him. “Stand.” She ordered. He stood up. “Turn around.” He turned around. She injected a small amount of liquid into his back with a needle.

“OW!” He bellowed. “What the hell!” He cried.

“It’s a beeper, so if you try and make a run for it, we can track you down. No matter where you go, where you hide, I will come and kill you if you try and escape. I have the authority and clearance to do it too. And I will enjoy it.” She smiled pointing to the 63 A3 on her back.

“Ok, ok I’ll be good.” He nodded.

“Alright, where would you like to go?” She asked.

“I don’t know, anywhere is fine.”  He nodded.

“Would you like to go for a walk outside?”

“Oh yes, the air will do me some good.” He nodded.

The two went outside. They sat on the grass and watched the sunset. “How beautiful.” The Tugger smiled.

“Yeah it is a nice sunset.” She nodded not really to interested in anything but the wind.

“Not the sunset…you.” The Tugger smiled,

She looked over at him, “Don’t suck up. I hate suck ups.”

“Team 36706, come in.” Her walkie-talkie sounded.

“What is it Big Mac?” She replied.

“You’re team is being sent to China to investigate the explosives threat.” He replied, “And the Tugger is going with you.”

“Tugger? Why Tugger?” She replied.

“He gives us some diplomatic leverage.” He replied, “He might start remember what’s going on.”

Briefing hall…

“As you all know, the Tugger is coming to China with you. He will be on your team of operations.” Macavity announced as they came to the hall, “Gear up, this mission is going to be harder then anything you’ve encountered. You’re going to China to find out what they needed so many explosives for.”

“But, I thought the complex incident was why they-”

“No,” Macavity cut Rumpelteazer off, “That was not nearly as big as how many explosives they have. They probably are getting more as we speak. Gear up fast; you need to get there within 7 hours. Instead of taking the east you’ll be taking the west. Much faster.”

“OK, you heard’em team go, go, go!” Mungojerrie ordered.

The team grabbed their equipment and jumped into the Heli they were using. They were then flown to China.

7 and a half hours later…

“Ok team 36706, listen up, we’re behind schedule so we need to do this fast. Your mission is to kill EVERYONE on sight. Anyone and anything that breaths, kill it.” Macavity explained through the walkie-talkie.

“Ok everyone, you heard the Bug Mac, move out!” Mungojerrie ordered, “Red and Tugger, upper levels, Teazer and I will take the sub basement”

They all went to their assigned areas.

The Tugger watched Bombalurina make her way down the hall.

“Can I have a gun?” He asked.

She stopped and turned to him, “You’re not getting a gun.” She gave him a look that said, “You crazy?”

“Why?” He replied.

“Cause I don’t want you pulling anything.” She growled continuing to walk.

“What? Don’t give me that shit, I’ll be good.” He pleaded.

She stopped walking again then sighed. “How about I give you a bullet?”

“Huh?” He looked confused. “What the hell would I want with a bull-”

She quickly armed herself with a magnum and grabbed him. She pointed the gun to his neck and hissed, “If you don’t shut up, I will put a cap in your head!”

“I’m sorry Bomby.” He apologized.

She set him down.

“What are you afraid of?” He asked. She turned to him with flaming eyes. “I mean why do you treat me like trash?”

“Oh please Tugger, it would take me years to finish the list.” She sighed turning and returning to her sweep.

“Are you afraid of me?” He asked.

“Why the hell would I be afraid of you?” She laughed.

“Because-” He grabbed her and pushed her against the wall and pointed the magnum to her neck, “I have your magnum.”

“You think your so clever don’t you?” She smiled, “I’m not afraid of you.” She laughed.

“No, your afraid of something else.” He looked into her eyes. “They say you can read a person from looking into their eyes.”

“I don’t believe that.” She looked away.

He let go of her and handed her the magnum.

“What? Why did you let me go? You could have killed me. Taken me hostage. Why didn’t you?”

“Because I’m not afraid of what your afraid of.” He smiled that charming smile of his.

It made her smile.

“My god, you smiled!” He laughed.

She shoved him away and snarled, “Shut up, and keep your filthy hands off me.” She began to walk again. He smiled and followed her.

Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer walked in the subbasement. They hadn’t found much. The area seemed clear.

“Jerrie?” Teazer began.

“Yeah.”

“Do you still love me?” She seemed shyer then usual.

“Teazer, you know I do. I always will.” He smiled as he turned to her. He kissed her on the cheek. Teazer smiled. He stroked her face and added, “We’ll have a nice dinner after this mission, okay?”

“Alright Jerrie. I’d like that.”

Bombalurina and the Tugger entered a room that had file cabinets everywhere. Paper work on desks and so much more.

“If those documents were in this building, this is the room they’d be in.” Bombalurina and the Tugger walked into the room. They each took one side of the room. The doors suddenly slammed shut and smoke canisters were thrown into the room.

“All units evacuate the building, we have come into hostile contact! Repeat all units evacuate! Don’t wait for us! Just get out!” Bombalurina cried.

Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer paused, “This whole thing was a set up, the documents aren’t really here!” Bombalurina cried into her mic.

“Move.” Mungojerrie ordered and walked quickly towards the stairs.

“What the hell are you doing? We have to help them!” Teazer cried.

“No, we have to get out of here. They can handle themselves.”

“But Jerrie!” Teazer argued.

“Let’s go, that’s an order, private.” Mungojerrie glared at her and jogged out of the building. Teazer followed, they escaped the building and were taken to Phoenix.

In a place HQ doesn’t know of as of yet…

The Tugger woke up on a hard cold floor. He sat up and looked around the room. He tapped the unconscious Bombalurina on the shoulder.

“Bomby, Yo babe, wake up.” He whispered.

“Uh…mhm…” She groaned in her sleep and slapped his hand lightly.

“Red!” He spat shaking her more roughly.

“What?” She growled.

“Look.” He pointed.

She looked up. They were in a cage. Two guards stood outside the bars. Bombalurina sat up. She looked at the toms standing outside. They looked at the two awake in the prison.

“Shall we tell leader 586?” One whispered.

“Yes, let’s do. I’m sure the boss has plans for them.” The two marched out of the room.

Bombalurina stood up and squeezed through the bars but got stuck. “Damn, my chest is too big, I can’t get through.” She hissed.

“Well at least one of us is happy about your chest size.” The Tugger smiled.

“Oh, it’s useless to try and get away, I guess we’ll have to wait for the team.” She sighed. She looked over at the Tugger. He looked kinda scared. ”Don’t worry Tugger, it’ll be ok.” She patted him on the leg.

“Since when do you care about me?” He asked confused.

She looked the other way blushing. “Red…” He purred. She looked over at him. He leaned towards her and passionately kissed her. It was weird she actually liked it… and she wanted more…

“Hey, check it out.” One guard said to the other returning into the room, “We got love birds.” He laughed.

Bombalurina pulled away from the Tugger’s embracement.

“Oh come on girlie, you know you want it.” The guard taunted. She casted a dark glare on him.

“Hey, isn’t he the one boss 586 has been looking for?” The guard asked the other guard.

“Yeah, I think he is.” The other one replied. “I can’t believe he fell in love with a Phoenix member.” He chuckled.

“A love that could never be.” One laughed. “That’s so sad.”

“Come here pretty girl, boss 586 wants to see you.” The guard opened the door and grabbed her by the back of her suit.

“Ah! Let go!” She hissed.

“Stop struggling, or I’ll put a cap in your head!” He snapped pointing a pistol at her head.

“Hey, that’s what I say!” She hissed.

He took her to a room far away from the holding prison. He opened the door and threw her in the room. He slammed the door behind her. She rubbed her sore neck and looked up at the cat sitting in the desk. He starred at he with menacing eyes. “Welcome, to the torture chamber.” He smiled greeting her.

“Your fucking sick.” She growled.

He glared at her then got up. He grabbed her and threw her into the wall. “Ah!” She yelled in pain.

“You little whore!” he grunted picking her up again. He threw her into another wall.

The Tugger could hear her screaming through the vents. Her agony. Her suffering. Her misery. Her distress. Her pain.

“AH! Let me go!” He snapped

“Sorry brother, but we can’t do that.” The guard smiled knowing she was being tortured.

“Stop this…” Bombalurina moaned.

“Na, it’s ok, I like doing this.” The cat growled with a smile. He picked her up and glared into her eyes. “Look at you, pitiful. Defenseless. Completely venerable.” He dropped her limp, bloody body to the floor. He walked over to the up window. “You see? Phoenix had to lose sometime. Be taught a lesson. I hear your Macavity’s favourite.” He smiled through his yellow teeth. “I can see why. I’m guessing your as good as you look.”

She moaned and looked up at him. “But, why?” She groaned.

“Phoenix isn’t all it says it is. Sometimes it fights for the wrong reason. With the wrong people. On the wrong side of good and evil.” He looked over his shoulder. “Like you for example. You seduce your victims most time, but my boy Tugger… you really fell for him.” He chuckled. “I’d say he was one lucky bastard but, I don’t know about you.” He grinned picking her up again.

“Your boy?” She shakily made out.

“Yes, Tugger is my son. He would have never been able to find this organization without the help of someone.” He replied, “He’s not the most clever cat out there.” He added.

Bombalurina remained silent.

“He is one of our best, but, I whipped out his memory years ago. He knows nothing about me, or plan 67. Only about his times with Ghengis and Admetus.” He threw her over his desk. “But just think it’s not all that bad, I am the only one who can bring back his memory.”

She shakily went onto her hands and knees. Panting.

“Come on, I’ve heard about your amazing skill to seduce people. Seduce me, I haven’t had fun in weeks.” He sat in his chair.

“Fuck you.” She hissed wiping the blood from her mouth.

“Watch your mouth, princess!” He growled, “I can kill you now, but, I decided not too. I wanted to have a little fun with you.”

“Fun?” She looked up at him.

“Yes. Throw you around a little bit, then kill you.”

“Take a bow you sick fuck, you’ve done your worst, kill me now.”

“My worst? Oh my dear queen, you haven’t even seen my kindest ways to hurt you. I’ve just been introducing myself.” He smiled.

Back in the prison…

“Come on let me out!” The Tugger hissed.

“No, the boss wouldn’t allow that type of thing.” One guard began.

The intercom turned on, “Listen, let the Tugger come to my office, I want him to see the Phoenix member.” Their boss laughed.

“You heard the man, let me out you fucken Asses!” the Tugger growled.

The guards took the Tugger down the damp hall and into the office. They shoved him in and locked the door.

“Welcome my son.” The cat smiled. “Welcome to my office, I know you don’t remember it, but that’s alright.”

“Son? I’m not your son.” The Tugger lowered his brow.

“Yes, you are. I whipped your memory a while back. But I can bring it back.” He replied.

“Prove you’re my father.” He demanded.

 The cat gave him a picture of them both smiling arms over each other’s shoulder.

“It can’t be.” The Tugger frowned, as his eyes grew larger.

“It is, now would you like to see your beloved Bombalurina?” He asked.

“What have you done to her?” The Tugger demanded.

“Tugger look, they’ll never except you back in Phoenix again knowing you are the son of me. Face it, your top priority, they will want you dead.” The Cat smiled. The cat pointed to Bombalurina sitting in the corner watching them shaking her head smiling.

“The son of the cat we’ve been trying to track down for years. You really are good at playing games Tugger. Screwing up has always been your most famous characteristic.” She stood up and walked up to them.

“Your alive.” The Tugger smiled beginning to hug her.

“Keep your filthy fucken hands off me you little shit!” She hissed throwing him to the floor.

“Bomby, what’s wrong?” He asked.

“What’s wrong? You’ve been playing me, for your father.” She hissed.

“What? No I wasn’t! I didn’t even know about him till now!” He defended.

“He knew you would fall for me and I would fall for your charm, and he set you and I up!” She hissed. “I can’t believe I kissed you! I can’t believe I let you, touch me!” She snarled

“No! I didn’t want this!” He explained.

“I don’t even want to think about you let alone look at you!” She growled. “I hate you! I will kill you!” She grasped his throat.

The cat grabbed her and threw her into the wall again. 

“No! Father don’t!” The Tugger cried running to her.

“Leave her. She has nothing left for you.” His father grabbed him before he could go to her. She glared up at both of them.

“Come son, shall we get you a drink?” The cat grinned.

“What of her?” The Tugger asked.

“She can remain here.” The cat nodded. He led the Tugger to a ballroom at the end of the hall. He gave the Tugger a bottle of scotch and said, “Drink up.”

“Father, what’s your name?” The Tugger asked taking a sip.

“Growltiger. I’m a bravo cat who traveled on a barge; in fact I was the roughest cat who ever roamed at large. From Gravesend to Oxford I pursued my evil aims. Rejoicing in my title as the terror of the thams.”

“Ok then…” The Tugger looked like he was really surprised by the way his father rhymed.

“Listen, I can get you anything you want. Kill anyone you want. Destroy anything you want.” His father fiddled with some toothpicks. “What do you want most? I will get it or do it for you. Except it as a fatherly gift.”

“I want nothing from you father.” He looked at the red carpet.

“I see, then what is it that you want?” Growltiger stared into his face.

The Tugger remained silent.

“Very well, we’ll do this the easy way.” Growltiger looked over the Tugger, “Quaxo!” He yelled. A cloud of purple smoke appeared and a Black cat walked out of it. He bowed to Growltiger and said,

“What is it master?”

“Read my boys mind, find out what he wants most.” Growltiger flicked his wrist at him as he sat back in his chair.

Quaxo put his finger on the Tugger’s head and closed his eyes. “He wants the red queen,” He replied as he opened his eyes.

“Holy fucken shit, are you serious!” Growltiger spat sarcastically as he sat forward in his chair. “Anyone could have told me that you idiot! Out of my site before I snap your back in two!” He roared as the black cat disappeared into thin air. Growltiger turned to the Tugger, “So, you want her?”

“Yes.” The Tugger replied straightly.

“Come on son, there’s money waiting out there, you wouldn’t believe how much.” Growltiger made a motion with his hands, “Son, what do you really want?”

The Tugger looked him in the face and snapped, “I want you dead.”

Growltiger’s face grew angry as he stood to hit his son, the Tugger pulled out the pistol he had snatched from Growltiger and pulled the trigger. BANG! Went the gun. Growltiger fell to the floor behind the bar. The Tugger stood there for a moment then ran back to Growltiger’s office.

Bombalurina rummaged through Growltiger’s things. She searched through the desk and the binders that lay across the floor.

The Tugger slowly opened the door and saw her, “What are you doing?” He asked her.

She spun around with a start. She glared at him, “I’m gonna kill you! I’ll kill you will my bear hands if I have too!” She grasped his neck and squeezed. He grabbed her wrists and kissed her. She rested her arms around his shoulders. They stood there, in an intimate embracement. When the Tugger released her she hugged him tightly, “Tugger I’m so sorry. I was angry.”

“I know what you were so afraid of.” She looked at him, “You’re afraid of me.”

“I’m not afraid of you, for the last time!” She hissed backing away.

“You’re afraid of love, afraid you’d fall in love with me.” He smiled slightly.

“Tugger I-”

The door flew open. Growltiger stood there glaring at them. He slammed the door behind him, “You little shit! I tried to be nice. I wanted to be a good father. But no, you didn’t want that.”

“But… how? I shot you!” The Tugger exclaimed.

Growltiger ripped his shirt open. A bulletproof vest was exposed. “I’m a clever kitty, eh?” He grinned and chuckled.

“No…” the Tugger moaned.

“They say you learn everything you ever wanted to know before death. But, I can’t say for sure.” Growltiger pulled out a magnum and pointed it at Bombalurina.

She gave him an evil glare, “Get the gun out of my face.” She growled.

Growltiger chuckled, “And what if I don’t?” he grabbed her by the top of her suit. She began to struggle, even though the gun was still pointed at her.

“Let her go Growltiger!” The Tugger hissed pointing his pistol at Growltiger. Growltiger laughed.

“Gonna make me?”

The Tugger shot Growltiger again and again and again before he saw Growltiger fall. He released Bombalurina and she fell to the floor as well. She groaned as she stood up.

“Bomby, you okay?” he asked as she stood up.

“No.” She grunted rubbing her sore head, “I need an Advil.”  The Tugger smiled. He put his hand on her shoulder, “Don’t touch me!” She hissed.

“I didn’t do anything! Just relax.” He stared her in the face.

“Just stay away from me ok?” She was very angry with him, but he couldn’t see why. “Come on, we have to get out of here.” She walked out of the room not even turning to see the Tugger.

They made their way through the building. When they arrived at the holding prisons, there were three toms in there talking, “How did they get out?” One gasped.

“Growltiger must have made a move.” The other replied, “What of plan 67?”

“What about it?” The other replied.

“Did Growltiger make the plans in Moscow?” He snapped.

“Yeah. He did. The terrorists are in position. They’re waiting for their que.”

“Terrorists? Moscow? I need to call in. This is precious information. She reached for her radio, but it wasn’t there. She looked up again and saw it on the table in the room the toms were in. “Damn!” She grunted.

“What?”

“My radio is in the room.” She hissed, “Give me your pistol.” He handed her his pistol. She peered around the corner and shot out all the toms.

“Nice.” He smiled.

She looked over at him, “Only speak when spoken to.” She growled, “Your not even worth being an asset.”

“Why are you being a bitch?” He snapped.

She ran into the room, “Look just forget about it.” She fiddled with the radio then spoke into it, “This is Red, come in base over.”

“Stragglers of team 36706, what is your status?” The voice replied.

“I’m alright requesting immediate pick up.” She exclaimed.

“What is your position?” The voice asked.

She looked over at the Tugger, “Last mission area drop off station.”

“Alright, immediate rescue team is being assembled now. Over and out.” The voice ended and radio static sounded.

“So what will we do until the rescue team arrives?” The Tugger asked.

“Not what your thinking of doing…” She growled.

“Oh come on! Is that all you think I think about?” He snapped.

“What do you mean? That is all you think about.” She smiled deeply.

“Oh haha…” He snapped.

Several hours later…

“Holy shit I’m bored…” the Tugger moaned.

“Your bored? I’m bored! You have been playing on that stupid computer the past few hours. I’ve been just sitting here.” She groaned.

“Come here.” He motioned for her to come over to him. She walked over to him and sat beside him on the chair. “Look Red, I know we haven’t always seen eye to eye but I think your probably the most attractive, beautiful, intelligent, coy, seductive, kind and sassy queen I’ve ever met and I’ve met a lot of queens.”

She rolled her eyes, “I don’t doubt that.” She replied.

“Would you let me finish?” He growled.

She motioned her hand and replied, “Oh please, continue.”  Then leaned back on the chair giving him a deathful glare.

“Well…” He scratched the back of his head, “I think you deserve a tom that will be completely devoted to liking you.”

She cocked a brow, “Wow your smarter then you look.”

“Yeah and I thought-”

“And you thought you could fit that file? I don’t think so.” She stood up and started laughing, “It’s cute how you think I like you.” She brought her hand across his fur then along his chin, “And it’s cute how your wrong.”

He made a face that somewhat resembled a frown, then was quickly taken by a confused look, “If you don’t like me, then why did you kiss me in the cell?”

“Alright, fine! You want the truth?” She hissed.

“Yes, yes I would.”

“From the moment I set eyes on you I have loved every part of you. And thought you were the most handsome tom around. But no matter what nice thing I say to you, I still hate you.” She replied.

“Wow.” Was his only reply, “I never knew you felt that way.”

“You knew I hated you already though.”

“No that you actually liked me. I never thought you would have.” He smiled, “But I am happy that you do.”

“I am too.” She smiled, “That I admitted it to you.”

“Me too.” He grinned back. He sat a bit closer to her and rubbed the back of her neck, “I like you too. But as if you don’t know that.”

She relaxed in his arms and purred softly. “Tugger,” she smiled slyly, “I think I’m in trouble…”

The rescue team arrived a few minutes later. Bombalurina and the Tugger were waiting outside seeming very agitated.

The side door on the heli opened and Jerrie looked out, “Common guys! Get in!” He yelled over the noise of the spinning blade.

“Took you long enough…” Bombalurina growled.

“Hey we came as soon as we could.” Jerrie snapped helping the Tugger into the heli.

Bombalurina sat across from the Tugger, and Jerrie thought, “Uh oh.”

When they all arrived at the head quarters Bombalurina and the Tugger went there separate ways. Mungojerrie followed the Tugger and Teazer followed Bombalurina.

“Hey, uh, Tugger…” Jerrie began “Did you and Bomby uh…”

“Have sex?” The Tugger asked.

“Yeah.”

“What is it to you?” The Tugger unlocked his door to his room.

“Cause we’re pals right? You’d tell me? Right?”

The Tugger set his hand on Jerries shoulder, “Brother I’d tell you anything, but this is my personal life your getting into.”

“You did… didn’t you?” Jerrie became worried.

The Tugger turned to him, “Hey I didn’t say that.” He smiled then shut the door.

“Oh no…”

Rumpelteazer stood with her back to Bombalurina as Bomby changed into some more casual cloths.

“Bombalurina please be honest with me.” Teazer pleaded, “Did you or did you not have sex with the Tugger.”

Bombalurina turned around to see Teazer’s back, “I don’t understand why it matters so much. What if I did? What’s the matter with that?”

“The matter is, you aren’t suppose to fraternize with prisoners.” Teazer snapped and turned around as Bombalurina finished changing.

“Prisoner? I that it was clear that he was no longer our hostage,” Bombalurina became angry, “Are you saying HQ lied to me?”

“Yes, we needed him so we could get closer to Growltiger.” Teazer replied, “He was expendable. They were hoping he wouldn’t make it through the mission.”

“So he was an asset? An expandable asset?” Bombalurina started to yell.

“Bomby please keep your voice down.” Teazer quietly told her.

Bombalurina put her hand to her forehead and paced back and forth, “You knew and you didn’t even tell me.” She snapped pointing a finger at Teazer.

“Bomby you have to understand it was classified. You know as very well as I do that these types of things must be kept confidential.”

Bombalurina took a deep breath, “Well,” she paused, “I guess it’s a good thing I didn’t have sex with him.”

“So you didn’t?” Teazer asked again.

“No, I don’t understand why you would think I did!” She exclaimed.

“Alright, I just needed to make sure that you hadn’t done it. I’m glad you didn’t.” Teazer hugged Bombalurina and headed for the door.

Later that month…

The Tugger was told of the fact that Macavity used him as an asset and he was transported to the city and was told to keep a low profile or he would be killed. HQ was quite generous to let him go or even live.

Bombalurina was still part of Phoenix, and her last mission didn’t affect her.

She was going on a mission into the city with Munkustrap (Macavity’s younger brother) and she was fond of him as he was of her. It seemed so much easier to have a boy friend that was actually part of the corporation. Less hassle.

They were going to the city for a shoot in and out. Meaning they were going to kill someone and that was it. It was not the Tugger but the chances of him being there were incredibly low. Which was good considering they hadn’t the authority to kill him.

As the heli brought them into the city, Macavity said over the radios, “Remember, we need this to go smooth and quick, no fucking around, Bombalurina.” He snapped.

“Oh haha that’s hilarious you ass hole.” She replied and smiled as she finished.

“Watch your self queen…” He warned.

“Is that a threat? You know harassment has a very fine line Mac, haven’t you read your handbook?” She replied over her radio.

All the cats in the heli began to snicker as she continued to argue with him considering this was announced to all the cats on duty.

“Just get the job done private.” He snapped as he ended the call.

“Hey Bomby you might not want to purposely try and lose your job.” Munkustrap laughed.

“I’m obviously not trying hard enough cause I’m still here.” She replied.

As they came closer to the building, some toms came out with RPG’s and attacked the heli. It was sent swirling to the ground and hit hard. Some of the cats didn’t make it but Munkustrap, Bombalurina, Teazer, Mungojerrie and Alonzo made it out. They all had bruises and cuts.

“Shit! Well now what the fuck are we suppose to do? Were in deep shit now man!” Alonzo began to become very frustrated, even as an experienced member.

“So much for it going over quick.” Bombalurina grunted.

Mungojerrie became quite stressed, “Hey just shut up team, we need to rethink this. Are any radios working?”

Bombalurina picked up her radio, “No.”

“Is there anything we can salvage from the heli?”

Bombalurina looked over at the little remains from the heli, “No.”

“Are our fire arms alright?”

Bombalurina looked at her battle rifle, “Yes,”

“Is anyone else besides Bombalurina gonna reply?”

Bombalurina looked around at everyone sitting looking quite irate, “No.”

“Then we have a good chance of getting our Asses kick but we still need to try and finish the mission.”

“Hey maybe you haven’t been keeping up on current events but we just got our asses kicked pal.” Alonzo snapped.

“Yeah like how the fuck are we suppose to get through this? We have no way to contact HQ if something goes wrong.” Munkustrap snapped at Mungojerrie.

“We haven’t really got a choice do we?” Mungojerrie argued.

“Yeah we do, we can back out now and be back to HQ in say… 3 weeks if we walk.” Alonzo replied.

“Or one week by car. Takes 3 times less the time.” Munkustrap added.

“Look, I’m running this mission and since Macavity has no say, you follow my jurisdiction. Got it?” Mungojerrie snapped.

“Yes sir.” Munkustrap grumbled.

“Good now lets go.” Mungojerrie was very upset, “You guys really make me angry the way you act.”

“What!” Bombalurina snapped started to jolt towards him but was tripped by Munkustrap in fear she would try and kill Jerrie.

“Can you blame us though Jerrie? We just crashed in a heli! We’re kinda banged up.” Teazer replied.

Jerrie looked around at everyone again, “Ok, I’m sorry.”

Bombalurina looked up at him from the ground, “I’m sorry too.”

“For what?”

“For joining this thing.” Bombalurina stood up.

“But don’t you love the way killing people makes you feel?” Alonzo smirked, “I know you more then anybody loves to kill people.”

“And just think Red, had you not joined you wouldn’t have met Tugger.” Jerrie made butterfly lashes.

“Shut up the past is better off forgotten.” She set her hands on her belt.

“Who?” Munkustrap asked.

“The one guy that she actually liked back.” Alonzo laughed.

“Hey! Shut your face!” She growled jumping on his back and hitting him relentlessly.

“Hey! Baby stop it!” Munkustrap grabbed her and pulled her back falling over his tail and making them both fall.

Bombalurina looked up at Alonzo and growled glaring her teeth.

“Hey knock it off or I’ll smash both your faces in!” Jerrie yelled.

“You’d hit a girl?” Bombalurina gave him an angry sexy look.

“Don’t push it flower.” Alonzo snickered.

“Oh your insulting me now?!” Munkustrap sat up angrily.

“Knock it off! Lets just finish this damn mission and get the hell out of here!” Teazer yelled at the top of her lungs. Everyone went silent. No one ever heard he yell like that. Not even Jerrie.

Jerrie looked over at the team again, “Well you heard her lets go! You two get up off your Asses!”

Munkustrap stood and helped Bombalurina up.

“Your even letting him help you up how sweet.” Alonzo smiled.

“I’ll kill you pal.” Bombalurina scrapped her teeth together.

with Teazer and I. Munkus you and Bomby take that hallway, we’ll take this hallway, “Alright lets go people.”

15 minutes later…

Bombalurina and Munkustrap walked endlessly around the building. Bombalurina lowered her firearm.

“Babe what are you doing?” Munkustrap asked still watching for enemies.

“Common there’s no one here.” Bombalurina smiled leaning against the wall.

“What about those toms with RPG’s?” Munkustrap replied.

“Well there’s no one around us right now.” She shrugged smiling.

“Common Munkustrap baby, it’s a perfect time to have a little fun.” She grabbed his tail.

He jumped slightly, “We can’t do anything here.”

“And why not?” She wrapped her arms around his shoulders.

“For one its not safe. For another we’re on a mission.” She started to purr.

“Just a little bit of fun? Please?” She unzipped her suit slightly.

“Well…” He peered down her suit a bit, “I suppose a little bit of fun.” He smirked.

Teazer and Jerrie walked silently then Alonzo broke the silence, “Are you sure it was safe to leave Bombalurina and Munkustrap alone? I mean Bombalurina is very good at persuading toms.”

Jerrie stopped walking and looked at Teazer.

“He’s right Jerrie. Perhaps it would be best if Alonzo went to check on them” Teazer looked at Jerrie.

“Alright go private, but no screwing around! Got it?” Jerrie pointed at Alonzo.

“Got it.” Alonzo then went to find Bombalurina and Munkustrap.

Bombalurina and Munkustrap were in a passionate entanglement (But not to deep). When Alonzo turned a corner we could see them down the hallway, luckily they didn’t notice. He took out his camera, turned off the flash. He snapped a picture and it came out, “Great picture.” he chuckled to himself.

He walked down the hallway and Bombalurina caught him in the corner of her eye and jumped back from Munkustrap.

“Oh could this get any worse!” Bombalurina moaned.

“Oh yes it could.” Alonzo smiled.

“And How’s that?” Munkustrap asked zipping up Bombalurina suit for her.

Alonzo pulled the picture out from his pocket.

Bombalurina’s jaw dropped and she let out a sharp gasp, “Give that to me!” She lunged at Alonzo.

“Bombalurina stop it!” Munkustrap tried to get her off him before she actually did kill him.

“You can’t have what you see!” Alonzo laughed hysterically at her attempts to get the picture.

A few enemy toms saw them down the hallway and chuckled to each other, “Are you seeing this clearly?” One nearly lost it laughing.

“That queen is a nut case.” The other one laughed.

“Well come on perfect advantage.” The third tom motioned for them to follow him.

The three toms ambushed them.

“Holy shit!” Alonzo yelped.

“Oh well done Alonzo!” Bombalurina snapped as one of the toms grabbed her.

As the one tom grabbed Alonzo, Alonzo struggled.

“Stop struggling!” Bombalurina hissed.

“Stop?” Alonzo grunted back, “I should be struggling so I can,” Alonzo struggled, “Get away!”

“You obviously haven’t been captured have you?” She leaned towards him still being held by the tom, “You never struggle cause they’ll hit you or they’ll start to dislike you.” The tom pulled her back roughly, “And you don’t want them to dislike you.”

“Hey Logan, I like this queen.” The tom that was holding Bombalurina smirked, as he smelt her hair.

“Get off me you pig!” She hissed struggling to be freed.

“But Bombalurina I thought you liked that.” Alonzo smiled.

“This isn’t the time fuck face!” Bombalurina growled.

“Quite a mouth you got.” The Tom that was holding her smiled.

“Yeah, she uses it a lot, but not just for talking.” Alonzo busted out laughing.

“Alonzo stop being so immature!” Bombalurina snapped.

Alonzo continued to laugh then sharply replied, “Shut up you fucking slut!”

Bombalurina shot him a dirty look.

“Well, at least we know this cooperation isn’t well prepared.” One tom budded in.

“Look, just cause you caught us at a bad time doesn’t mean you can call all of our cooperation well prepared.” Munkustrap hissed.

“Munkustrap, I never knew you were so dedicated to our cooperation.” Alonzo gasped sarcastically.

“Alonzo!” Bombalurina screamed at the top of her lungs, “Shut your god damn face!” She yelled.

Alonzo grew strangely silent.